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12:14PM – Went to the washroom. Pooped. Washed hands.

12:51PM – Posted the morning portion of this log to my blog. I expect a flood of traffic any minute now.

12:58PM – Any minute now…

1:04PM – I’ve come to the realization that I may have miscalculated the impact of my blog on the general public.

1:24PM – Got a call from my roommate. He said he’d read my blog. He clearly just skimmed it.

1:36PM – Filled a glass with water from the sink, drank it and then filled it again.

1:54PM – Looked back towards the sink full of dirty dishes. Quickly turned back to computer and dismissed any thoughts of placing them in dishwasher.

2:30PM – Reading that Vic Toews explicitly said that C-30 will go back to committee before second reading.

2:32PM – Yet more updates from my operating system. They are as follows: update-manager-core, libpng12-0, libpng12-0:i386 (What am I using 32bit libraries for? That’s weird), libpng12-dev.

2:40PM – Feeling guilting for lying about what I had for breakfast earlier. I had toast. I don’t know why I said leftovers.

3:09PM – Asserted dominance over dogs. They will continue to follow my commands.

3:27PM – Taking the dogs outside to poop.

3:40PM – Have returned from outting with dogs. Between them they urinated twice and defecated once. The cat nearly escaped.

4:27PM – Was thanked by a representative of Rogers Wireless for my business and was told that because I was such a great customer I was eligable for a special offer. I neglected the offer.

4:40PM – Caught the dogs licking each others tongues. Was unable to retreive camera before they stopped. It was adorable.

4:57PM – Went to washroom. Peed. Did not wash hands.

7:27AM – Woke up and stared at the ceiling for several minutes.

7:34AM – Proceeding to the washroom to urinate, but had to wait for erection to subside.

7:42AM – Erection subsided to manageable size and flexibility. Aimed towars toilet, most went in. Didn’t bother washing hands.

7:45AM – Ate leftovers for breakfast. Two slices of meatlovers pizza and some garlic bread. Noticed we’re nearly out of milk.

7:58AM – Took a shower. Used Dove For Men bodywash and Head and Shoulders for what remains of my hair. Did not exfoliate.

8:17AM – Sat down infront of the computer to get some work accomplished. Got distracted by Reddit.

9:49AM – Taking the dogs outside to poop.

10:03AM – Have returned from outting with dogs. Between them they urinated twice and defecated once. The cat nearly escaped.

10:04AM – Got distracted by Twitter.

10:22AM – Read Vic Toews divorce proceeding excertps. Made me imagine what that poor girl had to go through, what with that wrinkly old thing on top of her, dryly thrusting away. I reacted thusly:

10:26AM – Feeling fairly hungry. Thinking about eating last pizza pocket even though by all rights it belongs to my roommate.

10:31AM – My computer told me I had updates. The updates are as follows: libatspi2.0-0, at-spi2-core, libgail-3-common, banfdaemon, gir1.2-gtk-3.0, libgtk-3-bin, libgtk-3-dev, libgtk-3-doc, libgtk-3-0, gir1.2-atspi-2.0, libgail-3-0, brasero-cdrkit, brasero-common, brasero, libbamf3-0, libgtk-3-common, libbamf0 and libbrasero-media3-1.

10:35AM – Finished applying updates. Most time was spent typing out names of packages for log. I feel safe.

10:55AM – Somebody made a joke about my balding head. I reacted thusly:

11:34AM – I’ve been playing videogames on my phone for like 45 minutes now. Productivity at a standstill.

11:51AM – Ate last pizza pocket. Plan on lying about it.